We were gone for one week. I will be doing laundry for days. How do two people accumulate so much laundry? Are we really that dirty? YES!
The cat threw up on my tennis shoes so those went in the washer first. Kid slobbers and milk splatters are on most of my shirts. Sticky hands were wiped on my pants. Not MY sticky hands. I asked the tiny grandchildren, one day, “Why is everything in this house sticky?” They just looked at me like I had come from another planet. Yes, the planet of unsticky. To which I have returned.