When the grandchildren are here:
Popcorn may be served for breakfast.
Sandwiches? Sure. If they are ice cream.
Laundry? Done almost hourly.
Naps? Only for grandma & grandpa.
The rules to games are changed as the game is played.
Pretty Ponies, cars, trucks, and mud may be on the agenda. All at the same time. See laundry.
Baths may be taken more than once a day. See mud item.
Ooops, gotta go. Someone wants to eat.